Tomorrow, voters in California will be faced with one of the most important electoral decisions in U.S. history. At stake is nothing less than the institution of marriage itself! On one side is a liberal effort to rewrite the definition of marriage to include spouses of the same sex. On the other side -- the defenders of traditional marriage. The choice is crystal clear: we must save marriage from those who would transform it into some bizarre, modern travesty. That is why I call upon you to vote for Proposition 8, to change the California State Constitution to allow marriage
only between a man and a woman.
America is a nation of believers, a godly nation. And when godly people are in need of moral guidance, they turn to the infallible examples provided by their particular faiths. The Jews have the mighty men of the Old Testament, whose examples in marriage are still relevant today. The first great example is, of course, that of Adam himself; the first man. Adam's bride, Eve, was literally created out of his body! But despite her owing Adam her life, Eve sinned, causing the downfall of all mankind. Still, Adam stood with her through a marriage that lasted for over 900 years. (And by the way: the traditional 900th anniversary gift material is Kryptonite.)
Then there is the godly example of the Father of Israel himself, Abraham. Abraham and his wife Sarai were unable to conceive, so she generously gave her maid Hagar to Abraham, as a sex
slave servant. Abraham's son Isaac followed in dad's footsteps with
his wife's servant, although his grandson Jacob went one righteous step further, marrying two sisters
and having sex with both of their maids as well (in an entirely godly manner). With the steadfast marriages like those of the Patriarchs of Israel, what better example might be desired?
Well, how about that of King David, with his eight wives and many other baby-mommas? Or better yet: Solomon, who is generally considered to have been the wisest of men? Solomon had no less than
seven hundred wives, and three hundred concubines! (Concubines, for those unfamiliar with the job description, are sort of legal mistresses, or junior-wives -- a sort of sacred harem, or if you can imagine Hugh Hefner as a high priest.)
Christians are no less blessed with upstanding and practical examples of traditional marriage. Jesus himself may not have married (
or did he?), but that didn't stop him from setting the perfect example for husbands, as well as occasionally providing
bartending services at weddings. Jesus' judgment was likewise exemplary in other matters, from
handling demonic possession to
dealing with out-of-season fig trees. And the founder of the Catholic Church, Paul -- while himself a bachelor -- had
only the soundest advice for success in marriage:
utter silence and subjugation devotion from the godly wife.
Certainly, Islam is not to be left out! Muhammad knew more about traditional marriage than most, having been married to at least eleven women (that we know of). But even polygamists have favorites, and surely his was Aisha. No doubt she was the most virtuous of 6 year-old brides when they married (although, displaying godly patience, the 52 year-old Muhammad waited until she was 9 years old before he played "hide the salaam" with her). And since Muhammad was the perfect man and the perfect example, all Muslim men would do well to follow his example in this tradition of marriage that is no less than thirteen centuries old! It certainly worked for the Mormons, who are drawing upon their rich history of being persecuted for polygamy to bankroll Proposition 8 and defend marriage from being changed to benefit one small group.
Thirteen centuries is a good, long tradition, but certainly not as old as they come. The earliest recorded marriages occurred in Ancient Egypt, where the Pharaohs themselves entered into the holy bonds of matrimony. True, it was usually with their own sisters, but who are we to judge when traditions are at stake? We must dismiss as irrelevant the fact that
men also married other men in Ancient Egypt; 4,500 years of tradition shouldn't count for
some things. Nor should we pay any attention to the
same-sex marriage traditions of Ming Dynasty China, nor of Classical Greece and Rome, nor of Sub-Saharan Africa, nor of Native American tribes, all of which stretch back many centuries, if not millennia.
No, we cannot consider them to be true "traditions", because they were not as we are: good, upstanding, god-fearing people. Who, throughout history, have sometimes
preferred to marry more than one woman at a time. Who have traditionally left the selection of spouses up to the parents who traditionally
used marriages to form strategic alliances, gain fortunes or engage in social climbing, and who have traditionally required
"bride price" from the girl's parents. Who traditionally
required wives to be totally subject to the whims wise and prudent leadership of the husband. And who have traditionally (indeed, until about 150 years ago), set
the age of marriageability at twelve years old for girls.
Our beloved traditional marriage is under attack from those who would diminish the godly seriousness of an institution that we heterosexuals are entitled to enter into after
drunkenly proposing to a stripper in Reno sober deliberation. Under attack from those who would use for their own political gain the quibbling detail that 4 out of 10 California marriages already end in divorce. And from those who would deny the right of husbands and wives to seek comfort outside of the marital bed, should it become necessary to do so. No, when it comes to traditional marriage, no threat is so real as the threat of extending it to include those who very likely could do a better job of marriage than
we have. So
please, Californians -- help save traditional marriage! When you vote tomorrow, remember the many centuries of proud and godly tradition that are at stake.